You didn't think that Samsung was going to let the iPhone X party go on without at least trying to turn the music down, did you?
Periodically, Samsung has enjoyed cocking a snook at what it sees is Apple's lateness to almost every cellphone party going. And then there's all that painful Apple cult behavior. Once the Church of Appleology gets a grip on you, it's hard to break free.
On Sunday, therefore, the Korean phone maker released an ad that suggested the iPhone has been a retrograde product for the last 10 years.
Just, you know, to celebrate the arrival of the latest late phone, the X.
Here, we stroll through phone history, since the first iPhone launched.
It's all seen through the eyes of an Apple fanperson who just hasn't seen the light for so many years, even when it was shining right into his eyes.
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