A Few Snarky Interview Answers

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By: Len Kornblau

Don’t you wish you could give interviewers the answers they deserve for some really dumb questions?

Here are some of my favorites.

Tell me a little about yourself.

We don’t have enough time.
There’s nothing little about me.
Is this a first date?
Are you ordering lunch?
All of the above

What is your biggest weakness?

Kryptonite.

What was your greatest success?

Prom Night,

Of what are you most proud?

The bookcase I made in shop class.
My orange ginger chicken.

How do you spend your free time?

I charge for my time.
Thinking of clever retorts to stupid questions.
Reading Mad Magazine.
Multitasking with TV and game apps between tweets.
Did I say "looking for gainful employment"?

Now you know why I love interviewers!

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About the Author

Len Kornblau (@ProfessorAdwiz on Twitter) is an advertising and marketing pro who has taught at universities and excelled at field marketing and account service.

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