|A Few Snarky Interview Answers
By: Len Kornblau
Don’t you wish you could give interviewers the answers they deserve for some really dumb questions?
Here are some of my favorites.
Tell me a little about yourself.
What is your biggest weakness?
What was your greatest success?
Of what are you most proud?
- We don’t have enough time.
- There’s nothing little about me.
- Is this a first date?
- Are you ordering lunch?
- All of the above
How do you spend your free time?
- The bookcase I made in shop class.
- My orange ginger chicken.
Now you know why I love interviewers!
- I charge for my time.
- Thinking of clever retorts to stupid questions.
- Reading Mad Magazine.
- Multitasking with TV and game apps between tweets.
- Did I say "looking for gainful employment"?
Len Kornblau (@ProfessorAdwiz on Twitter) is an advertising and marketing pro who has taught at universities and excelled at field marketing and account service.
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